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Joke of the Day

"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"

"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, ""I'll give you something to cry about"" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market."

"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"

"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."

"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."

"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."

"Three guys are drinking methanol. ""Quickly, let's finish the bottle, it's getting dark already,"" one of them observes."

"You got to hand it to blind prostitutes..."

"""You think only God can judge you?"" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* ""Well THINK AGAIN!"" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*"

"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."