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Joke of the Day

"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."

"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."

"OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!"

"What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert? A Standing Blow-vation."

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."

"What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race."

"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."

"Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke? Okay, you start."

"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."