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Joke of the Day
"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."
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"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"
"Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of ""impersonating a police officer""."
"Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism."
"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."
"The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."
"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."
"Where can you find a mormon horse? Salt Lick City."