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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
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"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."
"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."
"I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city."
"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"
"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."
"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."