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Joke of the Day

"Why dont Muslims play Dota? Because techies respawns"

"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."

"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."

"Advice for guys When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close."

"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."

"America's future That's the joke"

"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."

"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("

"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"