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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."
Next Joke
"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"
"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""
"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"
"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
"Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts."
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."