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"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
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"MISSED CONNECTION: I was the customer. You were the cable guy. You said you'd be here by 5 but you never came you piece of shit I'm gonna fi"
"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""
"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."
"Reddit is to socialising ...what a gloryhole is to love."
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"*sees old person* why don't u just die already *sees young person* u think u know shit... but u don't *sees middle-aged person* fuck u, pal"
"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."
"Why is PBS asking me for money? If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment."
"If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title."