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Joke of the Day

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"

"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman."

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"