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Joke of the Day

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."

"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"

"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"

"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."

"I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word."

"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""