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Joke of the Day
"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"
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"Go to the attic. Use either the stairs or some second method. Do you choose the former or the ladder?"
"On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you."
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"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""
"Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend and says, ""I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"""
"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."
"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
"So I've heard the AFL player Chris Judd gets women pretty wet... But I reckon Adam Goodes gets them Damper."