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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."
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"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."
"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs"