20150

Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"

"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're fcuking stupid."

"Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor."

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."