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Joke of the Day
"I'm not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. My dick."
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"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"
"I clicked ""Going"" on a Facebook event last week but now I feel like staying in... *masked tough guys throw me in a van* ""You committed, pal"""
"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"
"Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry? Because hes got no Sole!"
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"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."
"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."
"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"