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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time that shallots, scallions, ramps, and leeks all got together? They tried to onionize."

"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."

"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."

"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"Q: Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? A: They fascinate."

"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"15: MOM, WHERE'S MY NIRVANA SHIRT?! Me: Name THREE songs & I'll help you look for it. 15: ..."

"What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood"

"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"