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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? A: They fascinate."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."

"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK."

"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"

"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."