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Joke of the Day

"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."

"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"

"What are the most fucked up jokes you have? Mine is: How do you make a scout cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."