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Joke of the Day
"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."
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"*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD"
"What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend? You're so shelfish!"
"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"Saying ""Only in New York"" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway."
"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."
"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"