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Joke of the Day
"Look I'm not racist at all... My best friend was black until my dad sold him."
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"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""
"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"
"GENIE: u have 3 wishes ME: give Taylor Swift 1 extra ear GENIE: k ME: a blue one GENIE: righto ME: now make Kanye hear out of it GENIE: dude"
"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10, but it sucks because she's imaginary."
"I started a band called 999 megabytes 6 months ago. We still haven't got a single gig."
"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."
"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"