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Joke of the Day
"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."
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"Medical science still doesn't have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it's coming quickly."
"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."
"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"
"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
"Girls think I'm ugly until they know how much money I make Then they think I'm ugly and poor"
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"
"~ Gets old. Puts car keys in 'better' place so I won't lose them ~ Can't find keys, has thrombosisDies ~ Comes back as ghost ... finds keys"