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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck say to his ex? ""Can we still be cousins?"""
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"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"
"What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."
"What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster? Ouiiiiiiii!"
"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."
"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"
"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."
"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."