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Joke of the Day
"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."
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"Nervous systems are so reckless They do everything on *impulse*"
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"*takes out one earbud* ""not guilty, your honor"""
"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."
"My favorite letter is elamenopee."
"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"
"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to complain about it and one to light an organic scented candle."