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Joke of the Day

"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."

"On the news: there's a shortage of maternity-ward staff. You could say it's a bit of a...*looks away* *mumbles* MIDWIFE crisis! (...sorry.)"

"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."

"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."

"I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house. #SOTU"

"2 men knock on an Essex girls door. ""Hello love how would you like double glazing?"",they ask. ""Oh go on then"", she replies falling to her knees, ""just not in my eyes"""

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"Women can split open our bodies & chuck living human beings out of our midsections so how about you go ahead & pay us as much as men."

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"