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Joke of the Day

"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to shit yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"

"Finn is not your average stormtrooper... ...because he doesn't know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main."

"The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car? When she got back, there were 14 more."

"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"Why do Gnomes always laugh when the run? Because the grass tickles their balls!"