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Joke of the Day

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

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"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."
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"I'm starting an A Capella group with five other ill tempered pedophiles. We're called Six Dicks in A Minor."
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"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."
"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""
"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."