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Joke of the Day
"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."
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"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."
"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"
"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."
"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"
""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """
"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."
"[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on"
"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"