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Joke of the Day

"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"

"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."

"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."

"Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell..."

"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."

"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."

"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"