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Joke of the Day
"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."
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"My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology."
"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"
"What do you call a mexican drowning in mayonise Sin-co-dye-mayo"
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."
"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."
"Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma."
"A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century."
"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."