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Joke of the Day
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
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"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"You had me at cello."
"Black holes suck. Think about it."
"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels"
"I fell asleep at 3:45. My 5yo woke up at 6:30. Use protection, young people."
"[at my funeral] *casket falls onto the floor* Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move Dad: lol owned"