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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
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"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
"""sure was nice of me to give that homeless guy $5 this morning"" [sees Steve Bannon on TV holding a Starbucks] ""son of a..."""
"All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly."
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
"Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s"
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"""Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?"" -my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other"
"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."