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Joke of the Day
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
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"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."
"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"
"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"
"Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure."
"My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."
"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."
"Speaking of one-liners,"