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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"
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"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""
"What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach."
"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."
"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"
"What is the funniest name for male prostitutes? Peter sellers."
"When I die... When I die, I hope it is peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in horror like his passengers."
"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."
"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was a dog there. It was a shitzu"