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Joke of the Day

"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"

"If you Say the word ""murder"" over and over again out loud, it starts to sound really weird and everyone in this starbucks will stare at you."

"I subscribe to Groupon because it's good to know which nearby restaurants have mediocre food & will probably be out of business soon."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."

"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."

"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."

"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"

"I Hate everyone! Angry guy: I HATE EVERYONE Random guy: Sir, how can you hate me? You dont even know me.. Angry guy: Hello my name is George.. Random Guy: Im Max.. George: OK, now fuck you Max"

"How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet."

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."