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Joke of the Day
"nothing saves money like being antisocial"
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"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"
"WIFE: what's going on? ME: [locking the door] I haven't had an apple in 3 days DOCTOR: [outside, stethoscope in hand] I can hear u breathing"
"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."
"Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to."
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""
"First rule of flight club...no penguins."
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."