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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
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"There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range."
"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"
"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"
"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."