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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
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"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"
"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."
"me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*"
"""Hey man, he's not worth it. He's not worth it,"" my friends say as they drag me away from a very hard to open jar of pickles"
"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it becomes a soap opera"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."