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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."

"[Date] Her: Any hobbies? Me: Monging mostly. Her: Huh? Me: I'm a monger Her: Huh? Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right."

"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."

"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"