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Joke of the Day
"Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children."
Next Joke
"What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified? He gets a little cross."
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
"I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers before throwing them out two weeks later."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off."
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
"They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop. But I think I'll pass"
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"