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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI."

"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"

"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"

"Asian Jokes are just wong"

"I think it's really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them. My dog, Steve, agrees with me."