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"Asian Jokes are just wong"
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"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."
"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"
"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"
"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."
"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."
"NFL Players + Fireworks ="
"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."
"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"
"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."