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Joke of the Day
"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."
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"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."
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"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
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"What if animals ""were"" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry."
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