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Joke of the Day
"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"
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"whose playing shaggy so much? Velma"
"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."
"""God"" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. ""Money"" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform."
"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"
"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"
"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."
"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."
"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"
"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."