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Joke of the Day

"Why do most men hate Russian dolls? Because they're so full of themselves."

"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"

"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."

"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."

"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"

"Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse."

"I'm reading this amazing novel called ""Dictionary"", I'm only halfway through but I'm pretty sure the Zebra did it...."

"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."