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"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""
"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."
"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""
"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!"
"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""