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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'."

"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"

"What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh."

"What trees do skeletons like? S*pine* trees!"

"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"

"IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut? So he can find router space."

"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""