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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
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"[Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid."
"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."
"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"
"What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"
"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."
"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."
"What's yellow and covers assholes? The Lakers uniform."