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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."
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"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."
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"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"
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"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."