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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."

"How do the jews comunicate? With smoke signals"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought ""Wow, that could have been me!"" But I can't drive a bus."

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."

"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."

"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."