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"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

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"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""
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"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""
"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
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