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Joke of the Day
"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""
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"What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom? Fuckin' nothin'."
"I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10."
"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand"
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"
"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"