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Joke of the Day

"I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit"

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"What does a desperate Mexican do? Bangs his head against the wall."

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"What did the Mexican say to the Italian? Que pasta?"

"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."

"Britain's fattest man has died aged 33. ""This tragic news will affect us all deeply,"" said Roger Whiteside, CEO of Greggs."

"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"

"Here in England, we drive on the right side of the road. If we drove on the wrong side, there'd be a lot more crashes."

"My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie."