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Joke of the Day

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"

"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."

"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""

"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."

"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."