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Joke of the Day

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"

"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."

"Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte."

"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."

"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"

"What's the most popular occupation in Italy? Pastatution."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!"