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Joke of the Day

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"

"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."

"Why do I call my van the Pussy Destroyer? Because cats explode when I run over them"

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."

"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"

"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."

"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."